oh hey text meme

[xherrdoktor]

open to tflns, random text spams, misfires, voicemails, emails, passive aggressive sticky notes, letters, ect. just specify which muse you want from me.

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For Sam, Suburbia AU Edition!

[animator]

Please tell me you're coming home this weekend. Your brother is moping and going through withdrawal.

[exbloodjunkie]

I have to cram for midterms this weekend. He hasn't reached levels of imagining me, has he?

[animator]

To be honest, I think we're getting dangerously close to him calling out for you in his sleep. He's also talking about grilling with you. Apparently, that's a thing.

[exbloodjunkie]

Yeah, no. I don't think he even knows how to grill. Think you can keep him sane for another week?

[animator]

Now that he has a backyard, he's determined to learn.
I'll do my best. Maybe if I keep him distracted enough, he won't realize how much time is passing.
How are midterms looking?

[haveyoumet_ted]

You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.