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HE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0
- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to rng and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
~~⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.~~
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

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[ She strides her way towards the pier with a proud air to her, satisfied even. It grants some looks and stolen glances as he steady step climbs up the plank and onto the Jolly Roger.

Without a word, she steps into the captains quarters, reaching under her arm. She drops a parchment onto the table - a map. The smirk on her face is more evident than ever.]

[Killian has been plotting their course. A good captain always knows where to lead his crew next, after all. When Milah walks in and sets the map on the table, he looks at it, then up at her, matching her smirk.]

You got it.

I told you I would.

[ A highly confident tone, obviously satisfied with herself. This would make their job a lot easier.

She opened the map, looking through the locations, pointing.]

This seems to be the quickest path.

Aye, and I knew I could count on you.

[If he wasn't so enthused about these developments, he'd take the moment to kiss her. That could come later when they're done with this.]

If we go at night, we'll be unnoticed. That'll be our advantage.

[ Right now, there's business to attend to.]
What about guards? It's bound to be a few of them inside at night.

If we go late enough, they'll likely be bored and slacking or dozing off anyway. We'll just proceed as necessary.

[Meaning if the guards are in the way, he'll just kill them.]

How many men do we need? Someone needs to be on the lookout.

[The problem with having to remain in what she could refer to only as the zombie business was that it meant half the week, she kept some seriously cracked hours. It had been one thing when she'd been on her own in St. Louis, meeting with clients in the afternoons and handling the actual raising at night, then having the morning to sleep if she was lucky enough not to be called on police business.

Things were different now. Days were no longer for sleep, but for being a parent -- or figuring out how to be a parent through trial and error, at least. She felt she was making a pretty decent go of it, all things considered, but after a particularly long day followed by a long night crammed full of appointments like tonight had been, she really, really wished she could get away with sleeping until noon the next day.

It was 2:30 AM by the time she finally got home and dragged herself up to the bedroom, taking a minute to change out of her work clothes and into one of her favored oversized penguin tee-shirts before making her way towards the bed. She examined the other body lying there beneath the covers for a moment, considering being gentle about things to avoid waking him.

Fuck it.

She threw herself onto the mattress in a half-hearted collapse, ending up face-down in her pillow. The other problem with working nights was that even if she came home and was tired, it always took awhile to wind down. It was annoying. And boring. Especially irritating when work had kept the two of them apart the whole day.

She turned her head slightly so that her face was no longer in danger of being smothered, keeping her voice to just barely above a whisper -- loud enough to be heard within the room, but not beyond.]

Hey. Are you awake?

[They were night people. It was possible.]

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[Sam was never wrong when he said Dean wanted a normal apple pie life with a house and family. It was probably the truest thing that had ever been said about him, apart from any bit of self-loathing Dean ever muttered about himself. He didn't deserve to be happy. He didn't deserve to be able to be out of the hunting business. No, it was his job to try saving people and killing monsters and stopping the fucking Apocalypse until he died permanently.

And yet, somehow, he was blessed with something that he never thought imaginable. Not only had he made it out of Ruby City with his brother, but Anita as well. He still didn't know how that was even managed. But you know what? That made him as happy as he was even capable of being considering how broken of a person he was. Years had passed since then and now he was actually a father. And not a father who taught his son how to use a crossbow and sharpen knives. No, he was doing everything he could to be a real, good father. One who taught his son to play catch and change the oil in the Impala.

His life was now unbelievably domestic. He got up in the morning and helped cook breakfast, get little Sammy ready to go to pre-k, or depending upon the day, simply dressed and ready for the day or dropping him off at the babysitter's a short drive away before heading to work at the mechanic's shop in town. He came home exhausted but content every day and enjoyed the time spent with his family.

Some nights he would stay awake and just wonder if this was just a dream. That had happened to him before. What if this was all a vivid dream and a djinn was actually feeding off of him? But somehow, he knew this was no hallucination, no dream. This was real and some precautions were necessary. He still slept with a loaded gun under his pillow and holy water under his bed just in case.

Tonight was one of the nights where he was sleepless, wondering what he ever did to deserve something so wonderful. He heard Anita arrive home and heard her move about in the house and bedroom but he didn't roll over and look at her until she spoke to him.]

Yeah, I'm up.

[She smirked against the pillow as he rolled over, scooting closer to him and sliding an arm around his waist. The police hadn't needed her that day, and she'd managed to spend her daylight hours home with Sammy, but she'd been forced to leave to meet with clients almost as soon as Dean had walked in the from the garage. The whole day was much too long to have to go without really having a chance to see him. The long days only happened once or twice a week, but they were always difficult when they did.

She couldn't help raising an eyebrow at him as she pulled herself closer, resting her forehead against his now that they were face-to-face. His voice was clear enough that it was obvious she hadn't been the one to wake him -- he probably hadn't even been to sleep yet.]

Were you planning on saying anything, or did you think that if you kept really still, I might not notice?

[Like in Jurassic Park. She grinned broadly.]

[It sucked being unable to see her during the day sometimes, but they both had things to do. He didn't like that she was still... well, seeing clients, but he had to accept that it was something he had to begrudgingly accept. He had to grow a lot in that regard.

But even though it would be insane amounts of time before he could see her sometimes, moments like this made it worth it. He wrapped an arm over her shoulder and held her close.]

You do seem very t-rex-like.

[She was grateful that he seemed to have finally accepted the fact that she did what she did because she had to, not because she wanted to. If she had no choice but to use her power, she was going to make every effort to use it to help people. Let them make amends with loved ones who had passed on. Say goodbye one last time. Offer people closure. Those were the jobs she vastly preferred to take. Sometimes they were a little less sentimental, but as long as no harm was intended, she was willing to raise the dead.

He had a standing invitation to watch her work, one she had put on the table with the intention that what she did wasn't evil in itself, though others with her abilities may have used it that way. She had respect for death as well as life, and the way she handled her ritual made that abundantly clear. She wasn't sure how she felt about the way he had looked at her when he first accepted the invitation and accompanied her, but he was still here. That was what mattered. He didn't like it, but he accepted it. She could handle that. To be honest, she didn't like it, either.

Her grin softened into an affectionate but teasing smile as she considered whether to kiss him or nail him in the shoulder for the comparison, despite the fact that she had clearly set herself up for it. She settled for the former and tilted her head to press her lips against his less-than-chastely, sliding her hand beneath his shirt to press against the warmth of his back.]

Jerk. I guess I can see where you might be confused. My staggering height and enormous presence and all.

[She had every intention of kissing him again, and well beyond if he was up for it, but was interrupted by the sound of tiny feet padding across their carpet, then the weight of something distinctly larger than the cat pulling itself onto the end of their bed. She pulled away just in time to allow Sammy to crawl up between the two of them, sitting on his knees before leaning over to put his arms around Anita's middle.]

There's a monster in my room. It tried to grab my feet when I got offa the bed.

[Anita leaned up to kiss his forehead before raising an eyebrow at Dean. Real monster or imaginary? It was always worth asking.]

Don't worry, sweetheart. We'll make sure it clears out. You're safe with us.

Your arms are short too, and you have an affinity for goats.

[Ok, so it was chickens that she used. He knew that, but he was going to make that jab at her anyway. Consider it foreplay or something. It was truly just teasing, but he would take it anywhere if he could, honestly.

Unfortunately, these plans were set aside when his boy came into the room. Sammy's monsters were usually always the imaginary kind, but Dean knew what was out there. Even after years of 'laying low' and 'being normal', the paranoia didn't go away.]

I've got this, Sammy. Keep Mom safe, yeah?

[He was out of bed and the room immediately, but not before grabbing the sawed off shotgun. Sammy's room wasn't far- just down the hall. For any other parent, the checking would've lasted thirty seconds to a minute tops, but Dean had to check everything. Under the bed. The closet. The window sill. He'd gotten the EMF reader out last time, even though it hadn't been necessary at all.]

[Sammy only gave the most serious of nods in reply upon receiving his instructions. That was an important job he was being trusted with. He burrowed against Anita's chest as she sat upright, putting an arm around his shoulders in return.]

Go get 'em, Daddy.

[It was a simple vote of confidence, but the intention behind it was clear. Sammy, like so many other boys his age, viewed his father as a hero -- except in his case, it was actually true. His parents had been careful not to let him know too much, taken pains to make sure he could be a kid the way that his father had never had the chance to, but he knew that if anything ever went wrong, he was in the best possible hands with them.

Anita pushed his hair back away from his forehead once Dean left, noticing that Sammy was still trembling. He was awfully brave for a three-year-old -- but he was still three. She planted another kiss atop his head.]

Hey. It's okay. Dad will take care of everything. He'll be back and tell us everything is all clear, all right? Until then, though, I need you to be brave. I'm sure everything is fine, but just in case, you're gonna be my hero, right?

[He seemed to like the idea and brightened considerably, getting to his knees and turning to face the door without breaking free of his mother's arms, waiting for Dean's return. When Dean finally made it back, he smiled brightly, proud and positively beaming.]

I kept Mommy safe! Just like you asked. Did you beat the monster?

[It's always a wonderful sight to see Anita with their kid. It lightens his heart, makes him feel simultaneously proud and happy that he has this family, one he never thought he'd actually have because he never did anything to earn it.

He crosses the room to the bed and picks Sammy up into his arms. Sorry Anita, he needs to talk to his boy man-to-man, and that requires holding him close much in the way his father held him at that age.]

I knew I could count on you, Sammy. You're the bravest boy I know. The monster is gone, and he promised to never come back. Told him not to let any of his friends come here to bother my boy either, or I'd call Uncle Moose.

[Anita hugs her knees to her chest as she watches Dean scoop Sammy up from his place on the bed, resting her chin against her arms and smiling as she looks on. If anyone had told her four years ago that they would be parents, she probably wouldn't have believed it, as much as she'd always wanted it. The way her life used to be? Having a kid would have been irresponsible, but things had changed. She was glad they had, unexpected as it might have been. She'd wanted this life longer than she could remember, but had never been able to confess it -- certainly not down to every last detail.

Sammy's smile broadens as his father sets his mind at ease, and he leans into Dean's chest to put his arms around him as best he can, though it's difficult for him to reach around. Still, he makes a pretty noble effort.]

They won't mess with us 'gain. Nobody messes with the Winchesters.

[Truer words never spoken.]

That’s right, kiddo.

[Dean offers his son a smile, tickling his side with one hand. One of the greatest things in the world was getting to hear Sammy laugh. Seeing that kid happy made it all worth it, all the pain, all the bullshit that had constantly been dumped on them all over the years.]

Nobody messes with a Winchester’s sleep, either.

[Ha haha haha ha ha.]

So it’s back to bed with you.

[To Sammy’s bedroom it is.]

[Sammy laughed right on cue, clasping his hands at the back of Dean's neck and hoisting himself higher in his arms as squirmed, burying his face in his father's shoulder as he got out the last of his giggles.]

Okay. Let's go.

[He wanted to ask if he could sleep in their room tonight, just to be safe, but that wouldn't have been very brave of him, and he knew his dad would be proud if he could stay brave. Besides. Daddy had told the monster to get out and never come back, and all monsters were scared of him. That's what Mommy had told him. Daddy was on the case, which meant they were safe.

He yawned, laying his head against Dean's shoulder as they headed back to his room together.]

Daddy? How'd you get all the monsters to be so scared of you?

[Mommy said it was because he was so awesome.]

[Dean patted Sammy's back as he walked. Once they were in the bedroom, he laid him back down in his bed. As tough as he wanted Sammy to be, he couldn't actually say no to the kid. Had he asked to stay the night with them, he wouldn't have said no.

Instead, he tucked him into bed and sat on the edge of the mattress to talk some more.]

When I wasn't much bigger than you, I started learning how to fight monsters.

[It wasn't anything a kid should've learnt, and he knew that now more than ever. Parenthood opened his eyes about two things: he would understand where his father was coming from more than he had before, but he also understood how wrong it was for kids to have to be raised in that manner at all.

He didn't want that for Sammy. But then again, his mother hadn't wanted that for him and Sam, either.]

When I grew up, all the monsters already knew all about me and knew I was damn good at hunting. Then there was Uncle Sam, and you know he's so giant that he made them all even more scared.

[Sammy snuggles down under the covers as he listens to his father's explanation, watching Dean with a certain degree of awe that was seen so frequently in a boy his age. He grins when Daddy mentioned being famous. If he were a monster, he'd have been scared of Daddy and Uncle Moose, too.]

You're a real superhero, huh.

[He looks pleased with himself for making that assessment.]

You're better than Batman!

[Tulio just barely manages to contain his panic as he looks down an their now conjoined fingers. He was sure they'd taken all the necessary precautions, but apparently not. Apparently, they'd be stuck in this bizarre muggle torture device indefinitely. Great.]

Alright. Charms doesn't start for another ten minutes. I'm sure we can find a way out of this hellish contraption by then. It's just a muggle device. How hard can it be?

[The problem with being on the road all the time? Little kid toys like this are things he's not really familiar with. So he didn't know just how tricky a piece of paper could be.]

Totally easy, no big deal.

[Protip: it turns out yanking his hand away doesn't help.]

Do you know a spell for this?

[He watches intently as Dean attempts to pull his finger out of the muggle death trap. And apparently this is a big deal because Dean's brilliant idea didn't work. Not that he should have expected it to work, but hey! He was feeling generous today. He's on the verge of -figuratively- biting Dean's head off, but just barely manages to calm himself down. He shrugs, throwing a confident -at least he hopes it looks confident- smile in Dean's direction.

What? Of course I know a spell for this. I know a spell for everything, Winchester. And in this case, it's...

[He raises his wand and casts an enlarging charm. The paper tube is now twice as big as it was. Unfortunately, so are their fingers.]

Dude.

[This is the single most terrifying thing he's ever seen. HIS FINGER SHOULDN'T BE THIS BIG, TULIO. And here he'd been expecting Tulio to have the remedy for this.]

You were supposed to get the paper off, not turn our fingers into friggin' sausages.

What? It was a good plan in theory. How was I meant to know the spell would enlarge everything?

[Nevertheless, he too was staring at their enormous conjoined fingers in horror. He takes another very deep breath, finding it increasingly difficult to keep from panicking.]

But since that didn't work... Let's go over our remaining options. The hospital wing is right out, of course. Can't let anyone find out about this.

[This is a prime example of why Dean and Tulio shouldn’t even be allowed to sit next to each other in class.]

We’ve gotta shrink it all back to normal.

[Easy as pie, right? Leave it to Dean to accidentally overdo it to the point where now their fingers are too small. He’s an intelligent kid, but it’s really a matter of applying himself, and this is a prime example of where he lacks.]

Son of a bitch.